What are you thinking?

You probably think i like being a cat, you know, don't have to do anything but lay around and chase flies all day. but you know what, i hate it! i have to walk around and try to rub on my masters leg, or sit at the door screaming my lungs out just so you careless humans cant let me go do my business. oh and you probably think i like it when you sweet talk me, its cute sometimes but seriously lets get real I'm not a little cute kitten anymore I'm crazy like a cougar ill eat you, meow. i want my respect! cat food. are you people serious? wheres the fresh king salmon and freshly caught halibut, why don't i get any of that? no, i get the little pieces of cat food that smell like dead animal, hah! but lets add color so it makes them taste better, like that's going to work.